No, seriously, what have you done for me? Nothing. Not a damned thing. You suck, lint licker. I’ve been working very hard lately, for crazy people who want everything 5 minutes ago. Lots of sleepless nights, working my ass off.…

I use Stumble Upon a lot because I am currently a shiftless, jobless ne’er-do-well and I am easily bored. Fortunately, I am also easily entertained, so it kinda works out. Anyway, while stumbling the other day I came across this…

Just found out a little while ago that I am moving in the next week! Yippee, my favorite thing ever! I am so excited. I love moving. It’s the best, really it is.

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Ok, I have some really weird dreams. Well, thanks to Lintville, I have a place to share them. Because they’re too fucking weird to keep to myself.

Ok, so here you go, Bizarre Dream #1:

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Ok, so it’s almost December. I’m in a veritable quandary this year regarding the holidays. We just got back from Super Wallyworld $200 lighter and not much to show for it. We only bought one gift. The rest of that loot…