Awesome Job Offer

November 21st, 2007 by nutcase

(Sorry for butting in on your post, but I just wanted to let everyone reading this know that the site is now for sale.. Please see my post on the front page about this… Toodles, your pal, Nutcase)

I get some interesting emails from time to time. Just like the rest of the world I suppose.

Here’s one I got a couple of weeks ago. The interesting thing is the fact that I haven’t updated my profile on Monster.com in oh, 7 years.

I really wanted to take this job, but it seems it might be a scam. I don’t know. You be the judge.

Nutcase : Job offer

We have found your resume at Monster.com and would like to suggest you a “Financial agent” Njl iNj

vacancy. We have studied your resume and are happy to inform you that your skills ZTk xMT

completely meet our requirements for this position.
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This is a part-time position. Your job will be to transfer money between our clients.

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  • Receive the check by mail

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  • Cash the check within a business day, excluding days off

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  • 8% of the amount are left for yourself as a commission. You take it immediately

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  • The rest of the sum is to be sent via western union to us to the address which will be OWE 0O

    mentioned in the e-mail. Transaction fees shall be paid out of the same sum.

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Your schedule will be flexible. You will need to spend on average 1-2 hours per day, Monday-Friday.
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This is a work-at-home position. All communication will be online.
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This job will allow you to:
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- Get additional free time; MGF kZT

- Efficiently work at home; MGF kZT

- Develop high selfrespect and esteem. MGFk ZTU

General requirements:
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- Effective interaction with customers; YjRj ZTBh

- Willingness to take the responsibility to set up and achieve goals; Yj Rj

- Ability to create good administrative reporting; YmYz N2F

- Prior customer service experience is a good benefit;
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During the trial period you will be paid $1,500 per month. You will also be keeping 8 percent commission
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from every check received from our customer. With the current ammount of clients your average
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income will be about up to $2,000 USD per month. After the trial period your base salary will go up to
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$2,250 USD per month, plus 8 percent commission.After the trial period you may ask for additional hours or
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proceed full-time.

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If you are interested in this position, and would like to know more, please e-mail me

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We will contact you within 2 days


6 Responses to “Awesome Job Offer”

  1. Yes the Financial agent Job is a scam. it does pay very well though because when the police do finally catch up to you for depositing stolen checks and re-routing stolen merchandize (another popular scam) they will find that a good percentage goes to you and since your not telling them who you really work for they will send you to prison, after all you did take a nice cut of the profit.

  2. Work from home!
    Deposit checks for criminals!
    Develop self respect and high self esteem!
    LOL!

  3. I KNOW.. too fucking funny.. I always like to make money for criminals. It really does make me feel better about myself. :P

  4. Just a clarification, I left all of the formatting and oddball text that was in the original email above.

    What you see is what I got.

    Usually that oddball text is a dead giveaway that a post, whether it’s an email, craigslist or whatever, is bogus.

  5. Why not reply to the posting and forward any contacts or checks to the police? Would they really be dumb enough to think they won’t get caught?

  6. Cause I have far better things to do with my time, and besides, its more fun to bitch about it on here.

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