Archive for December, 2007

How I Feel About Kids, Including Yours

I hate kids. They are snotty, booger-eating, drooling idiots. Yes, even your precious little angels. This evening I had some adorable little snotty kid hugging me and I had to try to not look repulsed. I think I did ok, no one said anything. This kid is so white trash, it’s not funny. She was [...]

The Devil’s handiwork

Just a quick post to share a bit of satanic humor with my fellow non-believers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BRZoXjOmI
I’m still ROFL… See you all in hell!

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Idiocracy

I saw the movie Idiocracy today and although it really sucked, It served to re-enforce an observation that has concerned me for some time. The absolute plethora of ID10Ts on this planet!
In the immortal words of George Carlin :
“Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half the people are [...]

I Should Stop Reading

Maybe if I were a lot less intelligent my life would be easier. Not better, just easier. That way, things like the blatant manipulation of and by mass media in this country wouldn’t piss me off as much as it does.
Take Dr. Phil, for instance. Just because he’s the poster child for the emasculated “sensitive” [...]

I Hate Sheeple - Clarification

The other night I ranted about an email I received. After another cool discussion with my dear Wingnut, and some other conversations, I thought I’d clarify my thoughts. I am a concept kind of person. I always have been. I think in broad strokes, not in clear, precise sentences like Wingnut, so I think I [...]