First of all, let me say I refuse to eat ‘Fast Food’ for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it’s just plain shitty compared to what Fruitloop or myself could make in the same amount of time. Add to that fact all the stories about non-food items that show up in people’s orders all the time and that should be enough motivation to avoid these places altogether.

For the record, if I found a condom anywhere near my food I would lock my gun in the car and still turn that place into a fucking bloodbath with just my pocket knife. All right, it’s a pretty substantial pockeknife, but I digress. I found this little article the other day while trying to numb my brain with the inanity of the Web. I understand they’re in the business to make money, but goddamn, that’s low even for the culinary equivalent of used car salesmen. So fuck McD’s and others of their ilk, and if you eat that shit I apologize for sounding so negative, but consider yourself part of the problem…