Before any of you Neanderthal sideline grunters smash your keyboards, try to follow my logic here… Even if you must divert some blood flow from your penis to your brain!

Last year, after the Colts won the division championship, almost the entire city of Indianapolis became obsessed with “Colts Fever”. When I came into work the following Monday, all anybody could talk about was their beloved money sucking football team. “We kicked ass in the Playoffs” ; “Hooray, We’re going to the Stupid Bowl !” ; “We’re going to Win the Stupid Fucking Bowl” was all I heard ALL DAY LONG!

Now I know how personally Neanderthals take any kind of criticism of their “Sport”, so I kept quiet… As long as I could… but when one particular numb nut approached me and tried to share his enthusiasm using the pronoun “WE”, I vomited my opinion right in his face.

“YOU didn’t do any fucking thing besides sit on your sofa drinking beer, eating chips and scream at a 2 dimensional fucking screen”

“YOU aren’t going to the Stupid Fucking Bowl because you don’t have Thousands of $’s and corporate dick sucking connections”

“YOU have absolutely nothing to do with what the Colts have done or will be doing except buying in to the advertiser’s sheeple mentality, so shut the fuck up about all this WE bullshit!!”

Of course, as you would imagine, this sheeple coworker was quite offended, his whole life was wrapped around the current “Colts Fever”. I’m sure he had already pulled $80 out of the ATM machine to buy an officially licensed shirt and didn’t want to hear anything about who’s coffers he was filling with all the overpriced trappings of being a dedicated fan. He charged back at me with some bullshit about the fans being the 13th man and how his lazy ass sitting at home watching TV would somehow effect the outcome of the game.

For the next month, before and after the “Big Game”, I had to listen to all this “WE” crap. “WE won the Stupid Bowl” ; “WE are the champions!”. Funny, it has been a year now and none of those “WE’s” at work have received their ring yet. In fact, all they have received as a result of our world famous football team, is a 1% food and beverage tax to pay for the new arena that they will never afford to set a foot in!

Ah, but this year I can smile and feel a bit of satisfaction in knowing that the “WE” group LOST the fateful game that would have sent their team to the coveted money machine… I guess that makes them ALL a bunch of LOSERS!

Ironically, I never heard a single fucking word about “WE lost!”, “WE suck” or “WE just weren’t good enough this year”. I guess “WE” need a victory to fuel our big blabbering mouths….