So, it’s one of those days - rainy and shitty. Actually I’m warm and dry, so I really don’t have much to complain about. In fact, everything in my life is pretty fucking good. Wait, hang on, let me dig down and see if I can’t find SOMETHING to rant about…. Hang on… just a minute…..  

Alright! Here’s something I’ve been meaning to bring up for some time, I just never get a chance when I’m thinking about it:

When I am talking to you on the phone, FOR FUCK’S SAKE, PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM THEN FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET!

Some things are fucking PRIVATE.  (Wait, here’s the kicker, you know who I’m talking about here? MY FUCKING MOTHER!) Oh fucking criminy, I DO NOT want to talk to ANYONE when  they are going to the bathroom, LEAST of all my mother!  HAVE SOME FUCKING DECENCY and COMMON SENSE, YOU DISGUSTING BITCH!

Oh, you might get the impression that I am disgusted and revolted by this. Well I AM. I mean, PUHLEASE! The thing is, it’s not like she’s ever saying anything Important. It’s just stupid nonsense. WTF? Fucking TRAUMATIC, I tell you. Ok.. what the fuck ever.

At least I’m blogging about something. I’ll try to come up with something better soon. Sorry for the great delays. Life has been too hectic. Then I caught the Apathy Bug from Nutcase. I still have it a bit. Can’t seem to shake it. Now my life is good and wonderful, too good for the likes of YOU CRETINS.