I got a cold from my cousin on easter fucking Sunday, oh thank you Baby Jesus. By Tuesday I was pretty fucking miserable. Luckily we keep cold medicine in the house for our meth lab. (STFU, you know I’m kidding. The meth lab is not in the fucking house… HA!)….

So I have been popping pills like mad all week. I’m fucking miserable. I feel like total shit. I’m sure you’ve been there too. It’s just a nasty cold. I don’t need a quack doctor, to give me antibiotics for a virus, which they readily do. (Did you get that? Antibiotics don’t do anything to a virus. Viruses laugh in the face of antibiotics, which then wreak havoc on the rest of your body. You fucking moron, you should have known that!) So it’s great that we can go to the store and get over the counter drugs.  This brings me to several issues that fucking piss me off:

1. Why do cough medicines and other OTC cold relievers only work for 4 fucking hours? That is the fucking stupidest thing ever. Who wants to sleep a mere 4 fucking hours? Fuck! I really had no desire to wake up from a dead sleep hacking my lungs out.  They can’t make a time released pill that works a whole day? Fuck that shit. Drug companies are all fucking evil.

2. In this day and age, it seems amazing to me that they haven’t figured out a medicine that actually fully treats the symptoms of a cold or flu completely. I have been popping pills like mad and fuck if I don’t still feel completely miserable. Not to mention the fucking side effects of the fucking pills making me feel even worse! Drug companies, you officially suck it hard. Then you fuck us with your lousy expensive product. What a crock of Shit.

3. I get the whole thing about pseudoephedrine in cold relievers is a key ingredient for crystal meth. What I don’t get is why that should impact my life in the slightest. I don’t create or use the stuff. Fuck, that shit is nasty. But pseudoephedrine is not nasty. It helps me feel better when I’m completely miserable. Did you know the restriction of pseudoephedrine is a subset of the Patriot Act? Once again, I’m losing my rights all in the name of “patriotism”. Fucking bullshit. I see it as sheer fucking laziness that the powers that be would take the easiest way out to combat the meth problem, trampling over the rights of innocent citizens in the process. And, if said citizens complain about the steady loss of their rights, well then they aren’t patriotic, which means they’re the enemy! Fucking win-win situation for them, lose-lose for us.

3a. To continue on that line of thinking, restricting something that is not in and of itself harmful from the good citizens to keep it out of the criminals’ hands is completely moronic. It’s the easy way out. It looks like something is being done to combat the problem, whatever that might be. But when you restrict a thing, all you do is take away something from a good citizen. The criminals will always be able to get it. They were probably getting it illegally all along. This segues nicely from an OTC cold medicine to guns. As I sit here, the Supreme Court is considering what to do with the Second Amendment. Well that would be a different rant for a different day. But you should be concerned. Because your rights are being systematically taken from you, and you don’t even notice or care. Sigh. You’re all such hopeless sheeple, really.