Nutcase and I were talking the other day. It struck me as such an odd conversation, I thought I’d share it. Enjoy!
Fruitloop: so.. What’s up?

Nutcase: nothing

Fruitloop: boring

Nutcase: totally

Fruitloop: yup

Fruitloop: I’m trying to spend my gift certificate

Nutcase: how much is it?

Fruitloop: $25

Nutcase: hardly worth having

Fruitloop: I know. So I have to get rid of it.

Nutcase: get Wingnut a ball gag and leather hood

Fruitloop: HA

Fruitloop: he’d laugh his ass off.

Nutcase: that’d be some funny shit

Fruitloop: yeah.

Nutcase: DO IT!

Fruitloop: nah. It’s not funny enough for that.

Fruitloop: I want STUFF

Nutcase: when he’s not using it, you can!!

Fruitloop: yeah, I’ll get one size fits all

Fruitloop:

Nutcase: http://www.amazon.com/Fetish-Fantasy-Diamond-Bling-ball/dp/B0015ON7FK/ref=sr_1_7?Ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1206649472&sr=8-7

Fruitloop: ROFL

Fruitloop: I can’t fucking believe that’s on Amazon! ROFL

Nutcase: http://www.amazon.com/North-Bound-Leather-Standard-Deprivation/dp/B0012ZQ1NC/ref=sr_1_2?Ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1206649530&sr=8-2

Fruitloop: oh jeez

Fruitloop: holy fuck! Used its $190!

Nutcase: That’s some funny shit right there

Fruitloop: Ewww, USED!

Fruitloop: sure the fuck is

Nutcase: leather isn’t cheap

Nutcase: and it’s made in Toronto

Fruitloop: Ewwwy though

Fruitloop: no thanks!

Nutcase: so you know it’s quality

Nutcase: Toronto is known for their quality leather fetish goods

Fruitloop: good to know.

Fruitloop: and how the fuck would you know that, anyway?

Nutcase: I DON’T!

Nutcase: fuck

Fruitloop: HAHAHAHAHA!

Fruitloop: tell me something interesting

Nutcase: my right nut is higher and larger than my left nut

Fruitloop: ah. Good to know.

Nutcase: useful information too!

Fruitloop: so.. Price of product that weighs about 3 oz. $5.36

Fruitloop: cost of shipping: $11.30!

Fruitloop: FUCK THEM!

Nutcase: what the fuck

Fruitloop: yes, very useful info. Thanks

Fruitloop: I KNOW

Nutcase: what is it?

Fruitloop: universal screen protectors

Fruitloop: fuck them.

Nutcase: fuck that…

Nutcase: I’m telling you.. Ball gag

Fruitloop: fuck that

Nutcase: you’re no fucking fun at all

Fruitloop: not really, no

Fruitloop: woot!

Fruitloop: I have an eye appt for next Thursday! WOOT!

Nutcase: what the fuck are you wooting?

Fruitloop: Wingnut insists on going though

Nutcase: you blind?

Fruitloop: well, I need new glasses

Fruitloop: he wants to pick out the frames

Fruitloop:

Fruitloop: I’m guessing librarian ones.

Nutcase: huh…

Nutcase: controlling fucker

Fruitloop: HA. Not really

Fruitloop: so .. Where’s my program?

Fruitloop: fuck, you’re slow!

Nutcase: waiting on it to download

Nutcase: fuck

Nutcase: be fucking patient

Fruitloop: ok

Fruitloop: sigh..

Nutcase: it hasn’t even started yet.

Nutcase: damn

Fruitloop: fuck! Why not?

Nutcase: fuck if I know what the holdup is

Nutcase: just be patient

Fruitloop: sigh. Ok

Fruitloop: fuck. I hate being patient, dammit!

Nutcase: don’t fucking lie to me

Nutcase: you are not going to be patient

Fruitloop: true.

Fruitloop: sorry

Fruitloop: hey, you SUCK

Nutcase: you blow

Fruitloop: I know

Fruitloop: you’re no help at ALL

Nutcase: it gets a little tiring being the source for all knowledge

Fruitloop: sigh

Nutcase: sometimes I just need a break to touch myself

Fruitloop: get over your bad self

Nutcase: fuck you

Fruitloop: