Open Your Heart!
April 1st, 2008 by fruitloop(Sorry for butting in on your post, but I just wanted to let everyone reading this know that the site is now for sale.. Please see my post on the front page about this… Toodles, your pal, Nutcase)
I had a dream that woke me up a bit ago. It was quite long and complicated. I don’t remember it so I won’t tell you about it in detail. But mainly, I was visited by someone Very Special who told me to open my heart! I feel truly blessed this morning and want to share my change of heart with you.
No more hate, swearing, anger, rants, rage, and violence. It all needs to stop. We all need to love and care for one another, to embrace our commonality and forget our differences. If someone cuts you off while driving today, wave and smile and let the next person cut you off too. If someone gets angry with you, hug them and tell them you love them. Kiss them on the cheek.
Don’t worry if they resist. They haven’t been visited yet by The Dream. But that’s ok. They will soon enough, and you are the first step to that. So hug and kiss away! Remember, don’t explain yourself. They won’t understand so it’s not helpful at this early stage. Your love and caring will be sufficient.
Hug often, hug everyone! I can’t wait to hug my mailman today. And my neighbors definitely need kisses and hugs! I will walk around the nearby houses after sunrise and start spreading the love. It’s time! The world is ready! This is the first stage of an era of Peace, Love and Enlightenment!
And you and I?! We’re the standard bearers! Woot! 
That’s a pretty lame April Fools joke, Fruitcake…..
Unless you actually do it!
If the misanthropic Fruitloop goes around hugging and kissing people, then that is a great prank!
People will be dazed and confused!
Kudos!
I think I need a drink.
I was impressed for a second there, fruity! I thought i was about to bring you over to the zen side!
Oh well, ces’t la guerre.
FUCK YOU ALL! You all suck. I was having a great moment there, a moment of peace, love and happiness. I stopped shaving my armpits and legs, stopped wearing deodorant, started humming kumbaya, started hugging and kissing people (fuck the fact that I’m contagious at the moment! ROFL!), and even started handing out daisies and carrying a tambourine!
But no! You fuckers have to be all snide and nasty.
Dirty Smoker, go fuck yourself up the ass with a cactus. You fucking pretentious git!
Nutcase, let’s go get that fucking drink. Then let’s start a bar fight!
Miss Peach! Good to see you. And I am rather zen, as you even mention here. I’m just Zen and the Art of War, none of that happy flowery rose colored glasses delusional shit.