There are people sheeple that are so heinous, so despicable, that the common words just don’t suffice in labeling them. There was a time when I was young and innocent and the F word was a big deal. No longer. Then it was the C word. Well, fuck, that word is good, it helps, but not enough. It does not represent the pure vitriolic fucking hate I feel for certain evil people that walk this earth.

While it would be nice to be able to simply wipe such fucking cunts off the planet, unfortunately I don’t have that luxury. I have to play nice to keep my liberty. Which totally fucking sucks. Because there are some people that just need to be killed. Of course, in Amerika, you’re not even allowed to suggest the demise of certain higher-up muckety mucks and keep your freedom. So I’ll leave it at that.

I was just watching some boxing a bit ago. Joe Calzaghe was fighting Bernard Hopkins and Joe Cortez was the ref. To make a long story short, Cortez is an ineffectual, obviously bought-and-paid-for referee. Boxing is definitely a dirty sport these days. But Hopkins is the epitome of dirty and underhanded with a fucking atrocious lack of sportsmanship. I won’t say who won in case it’s on your DVR for later, but the fight itself was agonizing. The refereeing was fucking despicably uneven and bad, and the C word was not doing justice to my impotent rage as I sat on my couch and raged at the injustice that was being orchestrated.

I asked Wingnut what word was worse than Cunt. He said I just had to add adjectives. Well I’ve tried that. Seething cunt is the worst I’ve come up with so far, and it just doesn’t work for me. It isn’t nearly evil and heinous enough. I need something worse.  So I thought, what if I take the names of the most evil fuckers on the planet and make an acronym that epitomizes atrocious evil fucking cunts of the worst order? Here’s the list of the fuckers:

The Pope: need I say more? He represents the catholic church, which has justified the killing of more people than Hitler ever managed. Fuck those boy fuckers and their fucking fairy tales.

George W. Bush: One evil fucking idiot savant that has taken this country down to its knees in less than 8 years with his monstrous administration. This fucking illiterate puppet makes a mockery of true freedom and honest patriotism.

Oprah: Queen of cunts, she uses her power to promote whatever takes her fancy and manipulates simple sheeple to do whatever strikes her as important on any given day. Who the fuck does she think she is?

Dick Cheney: the puppet master, the evil robotic fucking monster that siphons the souls of good people. Soylent Green is People! True evil, and no one even really notices him, which lets him do whatever he wants. Fuck, he’s even allowed to shoot people and all that is said is “So?” Then the guy who’s shot is the one who ends up apologizing! WTF!? Pure fucking evil.

Max Mosley: Ok, so if you don’t follow Formula One, you don’t know who I’m talking about, but he’s a horrid fucking Nazi loving cunt who is systematically trying to ruin F1.

Bernie Ecclestone: He’s the Dick Cheney of F1. He’s the real destructive force, in concert with Mosley, taking something great and good and wonderful, and turning it into a huge whorish money pit for what will then be just complicated nascar on road tracks. Fuck, it makes me sick. Slimy fucking fucker.

Ok, so the last two are rather personal unless you also watch F1. But basically all of these fuckers represent people who are in positions of great power. And as the saying goes, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. How fucking true. These cunts are at the top of their games, and they wield their fucking power mercilessly, with their own evil “moralistic” and personal agendas in plain view. There are other more evil men and women that are out there. But hey, we have to keep the list short.

So we have the names, let’s choose a letter or two from each, mix them up, and create a new uber-evil word to which adjectives can’t do justice. And here we go….

CUMBODE. That’s the new word of pure fucking atrociousness. Let’s define it.

Cumbode: Noun: A person or entity so atrocious and heinous in their behavior and essence of being, that to look upon them causes a healthy person to vomit a little in the back of their throat. They can be identified by simply uttering their name and watching small animals urinate on themselves out of fear and loathing. Such entities are evil on the scale of Hitler and Mengele, but in the 21st century, they normally channel their vile energies into more subtle means of soul rape and mass destruction in whatever field or industry strikes their fancy. They revel in hypocrisy and lies so well crafted that the average idiot can’t detect them, even when pointed out with supporting facts. Note that they are generally considered charming or enigmatic to the masses, giving them even more power to destroy those same sheeple.

Cumbodious: Adjective: feeling or showing cruel or brutal tendencies towards something or someone, usually on a whim. Shockingly vile and despicable.

Cumbodiness: Adjective: Lacking the propensity to be human in any sense of the word, while still appearing charming to those who put the cumbode in their position of power.

Cumbode: Verb: to attack viciously and savagely with no remorse or humanity, while still managing to portray the cumbode as the victim, thereby securing sympathy while destroying their prey. Usually the cumbode maneuver is performed in the open but done so quickly and savagely as to seem like nothing ever happened, or that the act itself was mere happenstance, also leading the cumbode to appear as the victor and survivor in a coincidental situation, even though the cumbode orchestrated the entire event.

Ok, it’s 3am. This will have to do for tonight. Cumbode.  That’s the word I give you. Worse than any combination of fuck and cunt. It’s the worst of the worst to describe the most vile on the planet. Have fun with it!