Bureaucratic Bullshit
April 29th, 2008 by fruitloop(Sorry for butting in on your post, but I just wanted to let everyone reading this know that the site is now for sale.. Please see my post on the front page about this… Toodles, your pal, Nutcase)
I fucking hate bureaucracy. Not only is it a fucking ridiculous word to try to spell, it’s also a fucking ridiculous and unnecessary institution. I’ve recently gone through enough red tape to reach the moon and back, all for naught.
What the fuck am I on about? Well, since it’s not gonna happen, never fucking mind. Suffice it to say, I’m a very angry bitch right now. I feel like I’m at a fancy restaurant with a huge menu in French or something. Every name on the menu is vaguely familiar but I’m not sure of the ingredients or what I got when it was delivered to my table, even though I never ordered a thing. Because somehow I’ve gotten a dish from everyone listed there. And it’s all shit, steaming piles of shit on beautiful silver platters.
I don’t even fucking care if that makes no sense. I’m trying to say I’m not totally sure who I should be infuriated with the most. The president and his oil whore administration? I personally also hate every fucking sheeple that voted for him …. twice! Should I hate bureaucracy as a whole? The whole fucking government and how we don’t even have direct voting, when IRAQ has that privilege?? Lawyers and dirty politicians that have turned this once great country into a litigious land of loopholes for the rich and greedy? Well, all of them. Fuck you too, if you’re a sheeple, and you probably are. Because you do NOTHING while we get closer and closer to 1984.
We’re so fucked, and you just drive your fucking behemoth SUV to the gas pump and get ass fucked as you fill up, while talking on your fucking cellphone. You don’t even complain very loudly anymore. Like everyone else, the most you do is whine. If you’re not a part of the solution, you ARE the problem. Fucking apathetic Sheeple. While you are getting what you deserve, I’m getting the shit from your meal. Fuckers.
Awwwww Someone needs a hug..
Fuck off.
I’m so with you Fruitloop!
I know exactly how you feel and I get so angry I want to shove dollar bills down the throats of… well I’ve already covered that.
I also agree that the majority of citizens in this country are fat, high on the hog, brainwashed sheeple.
Their day is coming though… and soon too!
While many of them are busy looking up to the sky for their precious messiah, they are going to feel a red hot poker burning in their asshole!
I truly believe that the precarious balance that has kept them all satiated and blindly chatting away on their phones is about to go haywire.
Unfortunately, by the time they feel the pain and decide to even look at it’s source, it will already be firmly planted deep in their anus and it is going to take revolutionary surgery to remove it!
Just TRY to hug me, Nutcase, and I’ll fucking shoot you in the balls.
DS… I couldn’t agree with you more, except I don’t think it’s so imminent. I think this once great country has to fall even farther into disrepute, degradation and depredation before there will be enough people willing to work hard and sacrifice everything to make us all start from scratch at the top.
You’d actually shoot me in the balls after I bought you a pound of the best fucking pork fat on the planet?
You suck.. I hate you.
Your Pal,
Nutcase
Fuck you Nutcase. Shut your whiny pie hole. I refrained from mentioning the BACON because I didn’t want to ruin your precious “tough guy” persona you think you’ve got going.
Thank you for the dead piggy, you know we are very pleased and will be sinking our teeth into that very soon.
On another more important note, I sent you very tasty dead cow FIRST, and then again a SECOND TIME. So once again I ROCK AND YOU SUCK.
Ok, I wouldn’t shoot you in the nuts. Maybe I’d just pass out first from your hideous stench.
Hugging? Ball shooting? Fruitloops obsession with pork fat? How did I miss this? Well in my opinion, they ALL go well with head cheese.