Archive for April, 2008

I Need The Worst Word Ever

There are people sheeple that are so heinous, so despicable, that the common words just don’t suffice in labeling them. There was a time when I was young and innocent and the F word was a big deal. No longer. Then it was the C word. Well, fuck, that word is good, it helps, but [...]

Oh Sweet Revenge

On the topic of revenge, I would like to put forth my idea of the perfect scenario. This came up recently when Dirty Smoker talked about his 1-month-to-live fantasy. His idea just wouldn’t work for me, but it did inspire me. First, I’d like more than a month to live. Let’s say I have a [...]

My terminal illness fantasy

Have you ever become so steamed about something wrong and unjust and wish you could respond with an action so bold and outlandish that you make national headlines and maybe even change said injustice ?
It happens to me all the time! Maybe it is because I am not a sheeple that I get so agitated [...]

Suck It, Fish

YOU SUCK. Well, if you’re one of the 3 people who read this blog, then no, you ROCK. But the rest of you mouth-breathers SUCK. Why this time? Because you have the attention span of a fruit fly on crack, you are illiterate and generally stupid sheeple in a painfully grotesque way. Ooh.. there I [...]

Why Are Assholes Allowed To Resign!?

This issue drives me fucking bananas. Some asshole who is in a position of power - whether it be a priest fucking little boys, a governor of some state like New York caught up in a sex scandal, or my current favorite, Max Mosley caught in a four hour video nasty with 5 prostitutes in [...]