Why I Weep For Amerika’s Future
May 22nd, 2008 by wingnut(Sorry for butting in on your post, but I just wanted to let everyone reading this know that the site is now for sale.. Please see my post on the front page about this… Toodles, your pal, Nutcase)
Fuck. This was written by a fucking 10-year-old! That means this stupid little asswipe is in fifth grade! This letter looks like the work we did in first or second grade. Fucking fuck. How much lower can the bar go? Notice the “insert” mark for “President”? I guess poor Nick’s fragile and all-important self esteem couldn’t stand the pressure of someone telling him how to use a fucking eraser.
Way to be intelligent and articulate! Make sure you go to a big church and have a shitload of kids when you grow up, and don’t forget to smack your wife around just to make yourself feel better about your 27-year career in fast food. Oh, and don’t worry about gas costing $47.00 a gallon (that’s what your credit cards are for, right?), that gigantic SUV makes you a badass too.
One of two things are true of this letter. Mommy and Daddy helped write it, or some adult wrote it trying to look like a kid. Fuck, I’m so cynical.
So don’t weep too much, yet, Wingnut. Save your tears for November 4th when we really get to see the true stupidity of this once great country.
Even if it IS fake, you have to admit that education in this country is a joke.
As for Nov. 4th, they only need to change one letter and call it the “Erection” because we’re getting fucked no matter what happens.
You’re right, AS USUAL!