I’ve already alienated some of you by using a big word in my title. Fuck you. You’re the problem. Everything is about catering to you stupid fucking sheeple. SUV’s, Survivor, all of it, it’s all your fucking fault.

Last night we were talking about cars and gas mileage. There are amazing concept cars out there that are so much more efficient than what is on the road today. Sheeple are so fucking short sighted and merely whiny. Gas is $3.99 a gallon here. That’s fucking outrageous. Yet people are still buying Suck You Vees as grocery getters. My father in law is proud of getting almost 17 miles to the gallon on the highway! WTF!?

He’s in his 60’s so he needs to fucking remember back when there was a gas shortage and people had to wait in line for hours and hours just to get a ration of fuel for their behemoth car. The car companies then started making small, fuel efficient cars for quite awhile.

Now we have an oil whore for a president who holds hands with sheiks and kisses their fucking asses so we’re back to an age of blatant consumption and ego driven buyers.

Don’t even bother to say that there’s nothing that can be done about it. Did you know that the major oil companies have recorded record profits in the past year? Record profits in the billions, while you’re getting bent over at the pump and dry fucked up the ass with a fucking cactus. You whine a little bit as you pay over $100 to fill up your fucking Selfish Ugly Vultures and then proceed to fucking forget about it.

The most action I’ve seen from any of you is recycling a tired old email from the late 90’s about boycotting Exxon Mobile, or getting everyone to refrain from buying gas for a day. Lame.

The way I see it, companies cater to you fat fucking sheeple because it’s easy and cheap and you’re both ego driven and stupid enough to blindly believe whatever they tell you. You are lazy, fat and ignorant. You believe every fucking commercial you see. SUV’s are not safer or better. They are dangerous for both the people in the fucking behemoth as well as everyone around them. They are marketed to cater to you lazy, self-important, ignorant fuckstains and you eat their shit with a fucking spoon and then ask for more. SUV’s have a very high profit margin compared to regular cars. Get it? They make more money when you buy one.

I won’t even get into the schools and how they cater to the lowest common denominator. Fuck. When I went to school, it was challenging. You had to study and do homework. We didn’t get days off except for blizzards or major ice storms. There were very few days off for teachers to do paperwork or other administrative bullshit. We worked and if we failed we got held back. Now kids get pushed through, never learning to read or do basic math that they will need to survive and thrive in society.

So fucking smarten up. Stop catering to the lowest common denominator. Stop blindly accepting shit just because it’s shiny and they tell you it’s good for you.