Recently we watched a show about the death penalty and how bad it is. WTF? Personally I think the death penalty needs to be implemented more swiftly and more often.

Now I could drone on and on about statistics and all that bullshit, but fuck it, this is a rant. The only thing wrong with the death penalty is that it takes too fucking long to kill the evil bastards that are sentenced. That’s a bunch of bullshit. Secondly, it isn’t used often enough, because this country is full of a bunch of pussies who are all touchy and emotional about some fucking child molesting baby killer.

What the fuck is wrong with sheeple out there? Oh, silly me. Some fucking mindless drone told you that killing was wrong, even if that person is a murderer, and you just blindly believed them. Do you ever think for yourselves? No? I didn’t think so. Fuck, I hate sheeple. The reason that pond scum is sitting on death row waiting for Sparky is because he or she did something incredibly evil and horrific to one or more people. That person killed innocents. But suddenly you are all emotional about saving the life of that shitbag cocksucker? You’re a fucking moron. What about the innocent people he killed, or would kill in the future if he escaped or got released? Don’t they have any value to you?

I see it all very simply. Some fucking cumbode (see here for a definition of cumbode, the worst word ever) does heinous things to people and finally gets caught. Give the fucker a fair trial. (of course, that’s a problem that I’m not going to address here. This rant is about the death penalty, not actually getting justice to be served in the courts.) He gets convicted of his crimes, is walked into the next room and promptly snuffed out.

Why the fuck should my tax dollars go toward supporting this worthless fuckstain for 10 or 20 years while he sits in relative comfort on death row, watching TV, working out, eating decent food, getting better healthcare than the rest of us? Explain that to me. The fucker was convicted. Let’s just get rid of the garbage.

Now, you can get rid of this shit licker one of 2 ways, in my book. Quickly and unceremoniously. That’s definitely a way to go. A tad boring, but hey, what the fuck ever. Or, my favorite, make it a media circus. That’s kind of how it used to be. Put it on Pay Per View, sell tickets, make it for a week after the verdict so people have time to get there or whatever, then you could even have a lottery for who gets to pull the plug on the cumbode. I know Wingnut and I would volunteer. And fuck this being gentle bullshit for the murdering asswipe. Just kill him. Let the people decide how he dies. This is one instance where mob rule would be quite helpful and entertaining. The PPV money could go to the victims’ families. See how sensible it all is?

This isn’t about trying to turn the death penalty into a deterrent. People have reasons to kill, and threat of punishment isn’t enough. But, if someone demonstrates a heinous, sociopathic tendency to kill, maim, torture and rape, then that person does not need to continue to be a drain on society. This isn’t even so much about vengeance. If that monster is finally caught, then there’s no need to keep him or her alive at the expense of the rest of us.

What about the few people that are innocently accused, you might ask? Well, that’s a damned fucking shame. But that’s not a reason to avoid the death penalty. That’s a symptom of our poisoned legal system, full of corruption and bullshit. That needs to be fixed, of course, but that’s not in the scope of this rant.

So there you go. My take on the death penalty. Your comments are welcome as usual.