OMFI!!! Again with the funny! Wingnut found a site called disbeliefnet.com. He sent me a link about God and the Dinosaurs. Too funny. The tag line of that site is “You won’t believe what people believe.” Too fucking true. The only way I’d change that is I’d say, “You won’t believe what sheeple believe.”

From the site, it says:

Dinosaurs were the first creatures kicked out of the Garden of Eden when a T-Rex ate Adam’s first wife Lilith whole. Later, God sent a great flood which wiped out all the large repto-birds in a sort of Dino-holocaust. But when Jesus came to earth his blood cleansed all that God had cursed. That meant dinosaurs could finally get through the gates to Jurassic Heaven and into the loving arms of the Lord. Less fortunate however were the unicorns as gays are still not allowed beyond the pearly gates.