Some gene pools just need a shock of chlorine, don’t you think? So Nutcase has come up with a new public service organization. Selective Euthanization Service or SES for short.

Of course, the panty-waist liberal sheeple are going to whine and cry into their earl grey tea, but really this is a humane way to handle many of today’s problems quickly and efficiently.

Some problems that will be taken care of by the SES:

1. Total useless drains on society will be eliminated. No more welfare for lazy fucks who pop out kids just to get more free money. Violent criminals will no longer live a comfortable life in prison, getting excellent health care.
2. Lawyers and Politicians will be pretty much wiped out. They are completely useless as well, and only serve to complicate things. Buh-bye. We can have a whole division of the organization devoted to removing them.
3. All religious sheeple have to go. Religion, once it infects a mind, spreads to infect the whole brain, rendering the person unfit for society. There will be a whole division of Eugenicists working on them as well. No favoritism either, you believe in any god, you need to go. You’re a danger to yourself and others. Oh, and if you believe in that fucking scientology bullshit? We’ll have to kill you twice. You fucking cumbodes.
4. Stupid idiots, sorry, you have to go too. You’re too stupid to live.
5. Anyone who has ever been on Jerry Springer, Oprah, Dr. Phil, etc. you have to go. You’re too stupid for words. Also, for those of you who watch that shit including any kind of WWE, you will be removed from the gene pool as well. If you think that shit is real or entertaining, you have to go.
6. Famous people, you’ll have to be weeded out too. If you fit into any of the above categories, we’ll simply televise your demise. If you prey on the stupidity of others, you will be wiped out as well. So Paris Hilton, start wrapping up your affairs, honey. Same with you, Orkah, uh, Oprah, and all of your cumbode ilk. Buh-bye!
7. Fat people, eat your final meals, because your days are numbered. Especially if you try to be sexy, fuck, you have to go, you nasty fucks. We’ll get a professional to decide who is a disgusting fat fuck, don’t worry. But if you are fat, you’d better start dieting fast or get yourself ready for a Eugenicist to visit you.
8. Bad parents, you’re on the list, along with your dirt-bag kids. You are a huge part of the problem, so it’s time for you to get a visit from a friendly Eugenicist.
9. Marketing fucks, you are fucking cumbodes who lie to sell your garbage. Say goodbye to your family and hello to a Eugenicist.
10. Sheeple who need warning labels on everything, we’ll simply remove those labels and weed you out naturally. You’re also too stupid for living.

Remember, no exemptions, so don’t bother applying. That division is closed permanently. In fact, it never existed.

We really want everyone to have fun with the Selective Euthanization Service. So we’ll do it reality game show style. Sort of like American Idol, but when you get voted off, you get killed. I personally like the idea of creative ways to kill you, instead of a simple knife to the jugular or a shot to the back of the head. But that’s still up for debate.

Think of what this will do for society:

We’ll never have to worry about running out of food or fuel, as the demand will drop significantly. So will pollution of all kinds. The collective intelligence of people will rise, smartness will once again be considered a good thing, and we’ll advance faster in the realms of science and technology.