Ok, so Nutcase came through this evening with fixing the byline for our posts. Not that it fucking matters since 99% of the posts are from me, your beloved and loquacious Fruitloop. But sometimes you just have to throw your bestest buddy under the bus. This is one of those times. I gathered some fine images of Nutcase for you to enjoy:

You might think this is a picture of an African Naked Mole-Rat. Sadly, you’re mistaken. This is Nutcase. I told him to see an orthodontist for those fucking buck teeth, but damn, he’s more concerned that he looks like a little shriveled dick than about his teeth. I guess he’s not totally moronic, because FUCK ME, HE’S HIDEOUS!

Nutcase went to Japan last summer. He ran out of money and got tired of blowing strange Japanese men for spare Yen, so he dressed up as a banana. It didn’t make as much as the blowjobs though, so he only did it for a day.

Lately Nutcase has been putting on weight. He is still oh, so fashionable for things like Mardi Gras though. Look, this is after sucking about 10 random dicks, and his lipstick is still perfect!

Bless his pea pickin’ heart, he was rather simple back in the day. Here is a rare snapshot of his favorite uncle awarding him a prize. He wore that sash for 49 days straight after that. Poor little Corky Nutcase.

This was Nutcase’s favorite xmas ever. We thought Disco Sweat with his hero would really help him to slim down and learn some bitchin’ moves at the same time. It really helped his self esteem. He slept with this under his pillow and danced his little heart out for months on end. We also recommend the special feature where Richard Simmons helps you learn how to throw up after dessert.