Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!

Anyway, she wrote about something completely offensive: The current regime has decided that some forms of birth control are considered abortions! WTF! Which means that they want to make it so that health care providers can deny access to them. Fuck, this is so fucking Dark Ages. So Wingnut got me fixed 8 years ago. Think of all the potential babies that has prevented. I’m a fucking CRIMINAL, aren’t I? I mean, that’s like preplanned abortions galore! So there goes more rights, flushed down the toilet. I don’t think this has passed yet, so maybe there’s still time for reason to prevail. That would be a rare treat.

Found here and you can find the article she references here.

Secondly, my new friend Hess turned me onto a new site. How’s this for a fucking ridiculous use of taxpayer money? House Resolution 847 (H. Res. 847) passed last December. The resolution is for Recognizing the importance of christmas and the christian faith. Thanks, Steve King, Republican from Iowa! YOU FUCKING CUMBODE. But 372 cumbodes voted aye and only 9 voted nay. I could rage about this kind of shit for days on end. But I think instead I’ll go eat some chicken abortions, over easy, and toast.