Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!

She had a miscarriage!

Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.

In fact, I was trying to encourage her to eat right and exercise. She didn’t want to put forth that kind of effort though. It was too much work. Not nearly as much fun as whining and complaining incessantly about how awful it was to be knocked up.

Of course, she can’t remember that now. The doctor told them they have to wait 3 months before trying to get pregnant again. Of course, even though the first time around was unplanned, now they have baby fever and can’t wait until they can try again.

Thing is, when she was pregnant I talked to her a few times about how her husband was being mean to her, and that she needed to define her boundaries and say that enough was enough of that ignorant shit. She kept saying no, she couldn’t do it, maybe he would get nicer when the baby arrived. Yeah, like the stress of a screaming, eating, puking shit factory makes things better. Um, NO. Fucking idiot.

I then mentioned that making boundaries was a very important aspect of child rearing. I got a dumb look from her. It’s the same fucking thing! You can’t let a kid walk all over you! And if you stick around when your husband is abusive, then you fucking deserve everything you get. So yeah, a baby will fix all your problems. Sure. Go on and think that. In the meantime you’re fucking up some poor kid for life. You fucking stupid selfish cumbodious cunt!

Why can any two mouth breathing morons make a baby? There are laws for everything under the sun, taking away rights and freedoms, making things difficult, but any two idiots can bring another kid into the world.

In fact, in Colorado, they are going to let people vote to say that a fertilized egg is a person. Two cells can’t be called a person! It’s just a veiled way to make abortion illegal. I’m sure the sheeple over there will vote with their “christian principles” and say that yeah, 2 cells are a person. So if you have a miscarriage, wouldn’t that mean that you’ve just committed manslaughter? Or if you presumed that your body was yours and had an abortion, then you could be jailed for murder. Un-fucking-believable! This is the new Dark Ages. Let’s just go live in caves again. Fuck!