Here we are in another Election year. They might as well call it an Erection year, because no matter what happens, the people of Amerika are going to get fucked.

On one side we have the McCain/Palin team. I’ll admit, I used to like John McCain, back when he had a set of balls and used to voice his opinion whether it was popular with his fellow Republicunts or not. Now he’s just another hack who sold his soul to the Neo-Nazi christian conservatives who have spent the last seven years fucking over Middle Class America and wiping their collective ass with the Bill of Rights. He’s done a complete about-face on so many issues, I’ve lost track. Just another coin-operated Media Whore. And he’s older than my fucking father, and just as out of touch with the modern world. His big claim to fame is that he spent 5 years as a POW after his plane was shot down over North Vietnam. In my book, that doesn’t make him a hero, it makes him a shitty pilot.

Sarah Palin, on the other hand, has no business on any ticket for any representative position. The fact that she thinks it’s her fucking christian duty to precipitate the fucking apocalypse should be more than enough to forbid her from holding public office period! To position her a heartbeat away from “the Button” scares me more than her attempts at banning books or other well-documented abuses of power. I can’t understand why Amerikans aren’t totally insulted by her presence on the ticket. It would be one thing if she was just some dumb bimbo used for window dressing, but she’s a dangerously ignorant psychopath who wants everyone in Amerika to suffer from the same delusions she does. I see no difference in her views and those of Fundamentalist Islamic terrorists. The fact that most republicans would cheat on their wives with her is not a good enough reason to put her on the ballot, either.

Then we have Obama. The Republicants harped on his “lack of experience” incessantly, until Palin made the scene, which highlighted the hypocrisy of it all. If he can do more than spout rhetoric about change, I see his lack of experience as an asset. I say that because his lack of experience means he’s less tainted by D.C. lobbyists and the corporations that hold their leashes. I strongly disagree with his position on gun control, though. ordinarily, this is enough to make me vote against any candidate, but in this case he’s running against another Oil Whore & the Antichrist. The fact that he supports “Faith-Based Initiatives” pisses me off, too, but maybe he’s just pandering to bible-belt White Trash. In any case, if Ron Paul isn’t on the ballot, Obama gets my vote. Of course, if the Dumbacrats nominated a cabbage I’d vote for it at this point.

Then there’s Joe Biden. He’s another Gun Control advocate, which I fucking despise. He supports frivolous lawsuits against gun manufacturers when their products are used in a crime. That opens a dangerous door, and our courts are already clogged with bullshit. Does this mean you could sue a vehicle manufacturer if someone does a lawn job to your yard on Halloween? I would say he’s too far to the left for me, but I thinka vote for Palin would be like voting for fucking Osama bin Laden.

I have to stop to throw up now.