OMFG, You HAVE GOT To Be KIDDING ME!
November 1st, 2008 by fruitloop(Sorry for butting in on your post, but I just wanted to let everyone reading this know that the site is now for sale.. Please see my post on the front page about this… Toodles, your pal, Nutcase)
Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re wearing your daddy’s fat clothes, to look as stupid and childish as possible, and to be as dumb as a fucking goldfish?
The image to your right is a cake decorated for Suzanne by some grocery or wally-world bakery in this fine country. I mean, fucking please. Look how pretty her fucking penmanship is, though. Lovely. Just fucking lovely.
And here’s another fine gem of genius I received by email yesterday:
How would you pronounce this student’s name: “Le-a”?
Leah? NO
Lee - A? NOPE
Lay - a? NO WAY
Lei? Guess Again.
It’s pronounced “Ledasha.” Oh, yes, you read it right. This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. If you see something come across
your desk like this, please remember to pronounce it correctly.
When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, “The dash don’t be silent.”
Snopes says they don’t know if it’s true or not. I say, the very fact that I didn’t hesitate to believe it says there is a serious fucking problem in this country. When did it become so horrible to be smart and literate? WTFF!?
Okay and while we’re at it, I mean I know we’ve covered this before, but what is it about White Trash Day Care shoppers that makes them so violently moronic and devoid of common sense?
I hate people in general. In particular, I LOATHE Walmart shoppers. They’re resurfacing half the parking lot at my local Walmart, so all the white trash has to park on the south side of the parking lot and some of them – GASP – have to walk an extra hundred feet or so to get to the store. I’m surprised they didn’t have extra Rascals lined up at the far end of the lot to ensure the lazy lardasses were ferried to their retail Mecca with enough physical stamina left to open their wallets.
Nothing but a bunch of rude and insolent morons who’ll wait for twenty minutes while traffic piles up behind them for a parking spot to be vacated by a lazy fat white woman in spandex and flipflops to offload her $400 supply of twinkies and soda pop while her worthless lazy biracial demon spawn run around the parking lot ramming carts into other vehicles instead of helping their mother with the groceries. God somebody get me a fucking gun.
I mean my theory is that the Walmart parking lot is some Bermuda Triangle that sucks the intelligence out of people. How is it possible that EVERYONE who enters the store BUT me is a fucking fatass trailer trash loser retard redneck for fuck’s sake? I don’t think it happens to me (unless my kids are with me at which point all statements of sanity are null and void) but maybe I’m just not aware and it IS happening to me. Can the management of Walmart please support this theory with video evidence of myself behaving as though I lost 50 IQ points upon entering the parking lot. I just don’t understand what is happening there. Can a sociologist please explain this phenomenon to me????
Wow, I hear ya, Basketcase. You should have made this a comapanion post though. What a great rant.
Do you feel better now that you’ve got some of that off your chest?