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Who in their right mind would take a straight right punch to the face, then simply stand there and turn their head to get punched by a left upper cut? Oh, that’s right. Jesus. Jesus was apparently a masochistic doormat. I…
September 24th, 2008 | Posted in asshole, bullshit, family, fuck, jesus, misanthropy, musings, rant, sheeple, stupid, veritable quandary | 4 Comments
My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my…
September 11th, 2008 | Posted in asshole, atheism, bullshit, family, fuck, hate, holiday, hypocrisy, misanthropy, offense | 4 Comments
I think I’m a very nice fucking person and a fucking great friend. And I know just enough about computers and graphic design to get myself into trouble. And not be able to get out of it. Just ask Nutcase.…
August 18th, 2008 | Posted in asshole, fuck, hate, lies, lint licker, misanthropy, rant, stupid | 4 Comments
Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t…
August 7th, 2008 | Posted in Idiots, apathy, asshole, bullshit, fuck, hate, ignorance, kids, misanthropy, offense, rant, sheeple, stupid | No Comments
Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!
July 26th, 2008 | Posted in Idiots, apathy, asshole, atheism, bullshit, eats, fuck, hate, ignorance, offense, sheeple, stupid | 2 Comments