Archive for the 'asshole' Category

Turn The Other Cheek!? Hell No!

Who in their right mind would take a straight right punch to the face, then simply stand there and turn their head to get punched by a left upper cut? Oh, that’s right. . was apparently a masochistic doormat. I…

The Holidays Are Teh Sux

My sucks. Wingnut’s sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my…

Lose My Number

I think I’m a very nice fucking person and a fucking great friend. And I know just enough about computers and graphic design to get myself into trouble. And not be able to get out of it. Just ask Nutcase.…

Update on Stan and Dolly

Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!

She had a miscarriage!

Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t…

Eating Scrambled Abortions And Toast

Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!