What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun
a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]
Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.
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Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!
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The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.
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The bible can be so helpful sometimes. I mean, it’s certainly the book I’d turn to when I need advice on practical matters. Those old codgers back in the day knew their shit about how to get the ladies, how to win a battle, all kinds of pragmatic advice. I use the bible every day [...]
