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Birth of a Religion

How does a religion come into being? Well, in this day and age, maybe by instant message between two friends, late at night, while surfing the internet for interesting stuff…
Here’s the recipe for Hess and Fruity’s Religion:
serves: Humanity
2: godless heathens
1: internets (can substitute 1 intertoobs, 1 webbernets or 1 ripe interwebs)
1: news article detailing wacky [...]

Eating Scrambled Abortions And Toast

Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!

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Pizza Delivery in the 21st Century.

I remember a day not all that long ago, well, it was actually several days.. errr.. nights… Anyway, I’m getting off point.
I remember a series of nights not all that long ago, yeah, about that, it was 15 years ago. Quite a damned long time ago, but I digress again.
I used to work at a [...]

Ground Hogs Day

WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Can somefuckingone please explain to me why the fuck we continue with this bullshit? Lemme guess, this is foisted upon us by the same brain trust that brought us Day Light Savings time?

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Clown Sauce

So, my brother in law, Fucktard, somehow found the perfect woman recently. Now, this is a miracle, because I’ve known him for 12 years or so and let me tell you, he’s had some seriously fucked up relationships. Chicks that started out okay all turned into crazy, lazy psycho bitches after awhile. Then he’d have [...]