Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]
I was talking to Nutcase a bit ago. He sent me a link to some scambusters site. It was a scam I haven’t run across, where a Nigerian fucknut tells the potential victim that he is dying of cancer or something equally awful and needs help giving his money to charity. Apparently he even includes [...]
I am so fucking sick of getting “spam” from sheeple who are supposed to love me. I ranted about this recently (Stop Forwarding Shit To Me!) but apparently you didn’t all get the memo. You think it’s cute, a fun novelty to forward shit to me, don’t you?
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What the fuck is wrong with people? Why do you insist on forwarding shit? Nine times out of ten it’s just bullshit, lies and a total fucking waste of my time. I haven’t gotten a phone call, card or email from you in over 5 years, but suddenly you forward something to me? What the [...]
The other night I ranted about an email I received. After another cool discussion with my dear Wingnut, and some other conversations, I thought I’d clarify my thoughts. I am a concept kind of person. I always have been. I think in broad strokes, not in clear, precise sentences like Wingnut, so I think I [...]
