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Turn The Other Cheek!? Hell No!

Who in their right mind would take a straight right punch to the face, then simply stand there and turn their head to get punched by a left upper cut? Oh, that’s right. Jesus. Jesus was apparently a masochistic doormat. I bet he made Mary Magdalene dress up in a cheerleader outfit and make him [...]

The Holidays Are Teh Sux

My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my food. At my table.
Well, Wingnut and I have decided to boycott xmas [...]

Prayer Is The Answer! Really!

The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.

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A Gallery of Nutcase

Ok, so Nutcase came through this evening with fixing the byline for our posts. Not that it fucking matters since 99% of the posts are from me, your beloved and loquacious Fruitloop. But sometimes you just have to throw your bestest buddy under the bus. This is one of those times. I gathered some fine [...]

A New Service Provided by Lintville’s Own

Some gene pools just need a shock of chlorine, don’t you think? So Nutcase has come up with a new public service organization. Selective Euthanization Service or SES for short.
Of course, the panty-waist liberal sheeple are going to whine and cry into their earl grey tea, but really this is a humane way to handle [...]