Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]
Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]
My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my food. At my table.
Well, Wingnut and I have decided to boycott xmas [...]
What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun
a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]
I think I’m a very nice fucking person and a fucking great friend. And I know just enough about computers and graphic design to get myself into trouble. And not be able to get out of it. Just ask Nutcase. I’m always asking for help to bail me out of techy geek shit that is [...]
