Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]
Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]
I’ve been tossing around the idea of doing something different with this blog for a couple of weeks now.
My faithful compatriot, Fruitloop, has been a very studious poster on here, but it seems like the rest of us have sorta been slacking. I have an excuse. I’m fucking lazy.
I will promise you all this.. [...]
Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.
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Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!
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