So.. about this whole phenomenon about putting your picture on the “interweb” and getting people to rate you. Nutcase and I have some strange habits. One of them is surfing the web and seeing what’s going on. Places like Hot or Not (HoN) are a steady source of amusement.
So what the fuck is wrong with [...]

Nutcase and I were talking the other day. It struck me as such an odd conversation, I thought I’d share it. Enjoy!

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So, my brother in law, Fucktard, somehow found the perfect woman recently. Now, this is a miracle, because I’ve known him for 12 years or so and let me tell you, he’s had some seriously fucked up relationships. Chicks that started out okay all turned into crazy, lazy psycho bitches after awhile. Then he’d have [...]

Fucktard is my BiL (brother in law). He was bored at work today, nothing unusual there.  We were in the middle of an inane IM conversation (nothing unusual there either!) and this happened. Of course, I’m going to talk to several large toy companies about making these!
Fruitloop:            oh yeah, i wanted a talking jesus action [...]

[4:38]        fruitloop:        fucker
[4:39]        nutcase:        I don’t believe I need you anymore.. I have a 40 oz bottle of honey in the kitchen.. you are obsolete
[4:39]        fruitloop:        HA
[4:39]        fruitloop:        HA
[4:39]        fruitloop:        WTF?
[4:39]        nutcase:        WTF WTF?
[4:39]        fruitloop:        honey vs me?
[4:39]        nutcase:        [...]