What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun
a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]
Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.
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The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.
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Fuck. This was written by a fucking 10-year-old! That means this stupid little asswipe is in fifth grade! This letter looks like the work we did in first or second grade. Fucking fuck. How much lower can the bar go? Notice the “insert” mark for “President”? I guess poor Nick’s fragile and all-important self esteem [...]
OK, I have been working in customer service or similar fields for over 10 years, and I have some insight on how to be a better customer. That’s right, how you ignorant fucks can help people like me better take care of your problems.
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