I think I’m a very nice fucking person and a fucking great friend. And I know just enough about computers and graphic design to get myself into trouble. And not be able to get out of it. Just ask Nutcase. I’m always asking for help to bail me out of techy geek shit that is [...]

Ok, so Nutcase came through this evening with fixing the byline for our posts. Not that it fucking matters since 99% of the posts are from me, your beloved and loquacious Fruitloop. But sometimes you just have to throw your bestest buddy under the bus. This is one of those times. I gathered some fine [...]

First of all, let me say I refuse to eat ‘Fast Food’ for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it’s just plain shitty compared to what Fruitloop or myself could make in the same amount of time. Add to that fact all the stories about non-food items that show up in people’s orders all [...]

Maybe if I were a lot less intelligent my life would be easier. Not better, just easier. That way, things like the blatant manipulation of and by mass media in this country wouldn’t piss me off as much as it does.
Take Dr. Phil, for instance. Just because he’s the poster child for the emasculated “sensitive” [...]

Man, I thought I was twisted. I was Stumbling yesterday (if you don’t know what Stumbling is, well, that’s probably good. Because it’s very addictive. Here’s a link. See, I’m that much of a bitch. And when you’re up in the middle of the night, clicking the Stumble button, feel free to curse me. Nutcase [...]