Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.
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The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.
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The bible can be so helpful sometimes. I mean, it’s certainly the book I’d turn to when I need advice on practical matters. Those old codgers back in the day knew their shit about how to get the ladies, how to win a battle, all kinds of pragmatic advice. I use the bible every day [...]
Voting is one of those rare things that I think you need to do, but it doesn’t really matter either way. I feel that you have no business complaining about the state of the country, the economy, or especially politics, unless you do everything possible to make a difference. Of course, voting in America means [...]
Every fucking sheeple in this fucking neighborhood sucks ass. They’re all complete morons. How the fuck did Wingnut and I end up stuck in this white trash part of town? When we moved in everyone around us was elderly and pleasant. Unfortunately old age caught up with most of them.
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