What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun

a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]

I’m sitting upstairs minding my own damned business. My man Wingnut is downstairs doing whatever manly things he does down there all alone (No, I really don’t need to know). He sends me a picture, and I’ll be damned, that guy loves me. I had to share it with you as it gave me the [...]

Ok, so Nutcase came through this evening with fixing the byline for our posts. Not that it fucking matters since 99% of the posts are from me, your beloved and loquacious Fruitloop. But sometimes you just have to throw your bestest buddy under the bus. This is one of those times. I gathered some fine [...]

Bush on the War on Oil Terror: “Let me explainify the war against Iraq a little bit in Texas terminologragy: We SHELL no EXXONerate Saddam Hussein for his actions. We will MOBILize to meet this threat in the Persian GULF until an AMOCOble solution is reached. Our plan is to BPrepared. Failing that, we ARCOming [...]

This picture of our good ol’ president Bush holding hands with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was taken quite some time ago, but finally the transcript of their intimate conversation was released. Their love and respect for each other is seemingly endless. Do you think they pillow fight while giggling over rising oil prices in [...]