Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.
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Recently we watched a show about the death penalty and how bad it is. WTF? Personally I think the death penalty needs to be implemented more swiftly and more often.
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I’ve already alienated some of you by using a big word in my title. Fuck you. You’re the problem. Everything is about catering to you stupid fucking sheeple. SUV’s, Survivor, all of it, it’s all your fucking fault.
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OK, I have been working in customer service or similar fields for over 10 years, and I have some insight on how to be a better customer. That’s right, how you ignorant fucks can help people like me better take care of your problems.
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It’s amazing how the assholes in this country seem drawn towards positions of authority. And the way they act like a bunch of latent homosexual, drunken Frat Rats playing Truth or Dare while passing legislation makes me fucking sick. I don’t have a problem with authority, just the small people who wield it. Try this [...]
