Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
 
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]

I was talking to Nutcase a bit ago. He sent me a link to some scambusters site. It was a scam I haven’t run across, where a Nigerian fucknut tells the potential victim that he is dying of cancer or something equally awful and needs help giving his money to charity. Apparently he even includes [...]

Fuck, I hate Tax Time. In the back of my mind, I’ve got it in my head that the federal income tax is unconstitutional. Wingnut has mentioned it many times over the years, and I’ve heard it in other places as well. I just did some research on the issue and came to this quick [...]

First of all, let me say I refuse to eat ‘Fast Food’ for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it’s just plain shitty compared to what Fruitloop or myself could make in the same amount of time. Add to that fact all the stories about non-food items that show up in people’s orders all [...]

Maybe if I were a lot less intelligent my life would be easier. Not better, just easier. That way, things like the blatant manipulation of and by mass media in this country wouldn’t piss me off as much as it does.
Take Dr. Phil, for instance. Just because he’s the poster child for the emasculated “sensitive” [...]