Archive for the 'sheeple' Category

OMFG, You HAVE GOT To Be KIDDING ME!

Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]

What Next?

Here we are in another Election year. They might as well call it an Erection year, because no matter what happens, the people of Amerika are going to get fucked.

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Turn The Other Cheek!? Hell No!

Who in their right mind would take a straight right punch to the face, then simply stand there and turn their head to get punched by a left upper cut? Oh, that’s right. Jesus. Jesus was apparently a masochistic doormat. I bet he made Mary Magdalene dress up in a cheerleader outfit and make him [...]

You Want Me At Your Baby Shower?

What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun

a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]

Update on Stan and Dolly

Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.

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