Ok, so this will be my first post but it’s been a long time coming I suppose. I work four states away from where I live so I do A LOT of driving… it’s approximately 870 miles from my front door to my “office”. I do this sometimes twice a month. I notice things like [...]

Fruitloop wrote about the worst word ever. Geez. My ex-friend, Allison, is cumboding people left and right! I watch her do it at work every day! I should let her know. That cunt-faced cumbode! Bitch got fat, too.
But seriously, folks. Whatever happened to cocksucker and motherfucker? I mean, I know they are considered boring, commonplace, [...]

On the topic of revenge, I would like to put forth my idea of the perfect scenario. This came up recently when Dirty Smoker talked about his 1-month-to-live fantasy. His idea just wouldn’t work for me, but it did inspire me. First, I’d like more than a month to live. Let’s say I have a [...]

This issue drives me fucking bananas. Some asshole who is in a position of power - whether it be a priest fucking little boys, a governor of some state like New York caught up in a sex scandal, or my current favorite, Max Mosley caught in a four hour video nasty with 5 prostitutes in [...]

So.. about this whole phenomenon about putting your picture on the “interweb” and getting people to rate you. Nutcase and I have some strange habits. One of them is surfing the web and seeing what’s going on. Places like Hot or Not (HoN) are a steady source of amusement.
So what the fuck is wrong with [...]