Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
 
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]

I was talking to Nutcase a bit ago. He sent me a link to some scambusters site. It was a scam I haven’t run across, where a Nigerian fucknut tells the potential victim that he is dying of cancer or something equally awful and needs help giving his money to charity. Apparently he even includes [...]