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Big Winner, again!!!

nutcase — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:30:45 +0000

I just got this in my email. Sweet!

From: Britain Heritage Promotion [asousa@brandeis.edu]
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Award Notification !!!
Attention:

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £750,000.00 Great British Pounds from InternationalBritain’s…

Do you have a secret??

nutcase — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:29:07 +0000

I have just the place. I found this the other day, and thought I’d do what ever I could to help these people out, which as it turns out, isn’t a whole fuck of a lot.

Best I can come up with…

OMFG, You HAVE GOT To Be KIDDING ME!

fruitloop — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:20:33 +0000

Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.

The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic.…

Errrr.. I hate this time of year.

nutcase — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:24:17 +0000

Well, not this time of year, but this time of Every Four Years… I hate election season. I hate it even more as it draws nearer. Actually, the election season has been getting started pretty much 5 minutes after the election was over last time…

What Next?

wingnut — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:54:25 +0000

Here we are in another Election year. They might as well call it an Erection year, because no matter what happens, the people of Amerika are going to get fucked.

On one side we have the McCain/Palin team. I’ll admit, I…

Another Equinox

basketcase — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:07:27 +0000

Hi guys! Just checking in.

So here we are. It’s fall. We’ve passed by another equinox and the days smell earthy and the nights are cool. Soon the leaves will change in this part of the Country and the sheeple of this…

Turn The Other Cheek!? Hell No!

fruitloop — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:52:05 +0000

Who in their right mind would take a straight right punch to the face, then simply stand there and turn their head to get punched by a left upper cut? Oh, that’s right. Jesus. Jesus was apparently a masochistic doormat. I…

The Holidays Are Teh Sux

fruitloop — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:33:21 +0000

My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my…

What to do….

nutcase — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:44:20 +0000

I’ve been tossing around the idea of doing something different with this blog for a couple of weeks now.

My faithful compatriot, Fruitloop, has been a very studious poster on here, but it seems like the rest of us have…

You Want Me At Your Baby Shower?

fruitloop — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:26:17 +0000

What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

FRIEND: noun

a person attached to another by…

Lose My Number

fruitloop — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:39:17 +0000

I think I’m a very nice fucking person and a fucking great friend. And I know just enough about computers and graphic design to get myself into trouble. And not be able to get out of it. Just ask Nutcase.…

True Love in Lintville

fruitloop — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:31:15 +0000

I’m sitting upstairs minding my own damned business. My man Wingnut is downstairs doing whatever manly things he does down there all alone (No, I really don’t need to know). He sends me a picture, and I’ll be damned, that…

Update on Stan and Dolly

fruitloop — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:20:46 +0000

Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!

She had a miscarriage!

Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t…

Birth of a Religion

fruitloop — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:03:17 +0000

How does a religion come into being? Well, in this day and age, maybe by instant message between two friends, late at night, while surfing the internet for interesting stuff…

Here’s the recipe for Hess and Fruity’s Religion:

serves: Humanity

2: godless heathens

1: internets (can substitute…

Internet Dating Websites.

nutcase — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:54:50 +0000

Yeah, I’ve been on them, what the fuck of it?

Actually, I’ve met some cool people on them, one of which was about a 6 month relationship. And we’re still friends, so shut the fuck up.

They say, if you want to meet like…

Funny…

nutcase — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:02:23 +0000

Yeah, I stole it from another website, fuck you.

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Believers Anonymous - 12 Steps to Intellectual Enlightenment

fruitloop — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:13:29 +0000

Shedding the heavy cloak of religion and faith can be a challenging process. When it’s done, it feels great, but getting there can be quite uncomfortable. I have been religion-free for about 8 years now and I still remember going through…

Eating Scrambled Abortions And Toast

fruitloop — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:03:58 +0000

Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!

Anyway,…

Prayer Is The Answer! Really!

fruitloop — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:25:12 +0000

The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.

The mother was being anally raped by her 16 year old son when she took her sleeping pills. I know if this happened to me, my first reaction would be to…

Atheists Unite!

fruitloop — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:04:00 +0000

So, while Stumbling around the web this evening, avoiding work at all costs, I came across this place called Atheist Nexus. Being a 7th degree black belt atheist, I stopped to check it out. It’s a social network for atheists, etc.…