Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.
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Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!
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The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.
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Some gene pools just need a shock of chlorine, don’t you think? So Nutcase has come up with a new public service organization. Selective Euthanization Service or SES for short.
Of course, the panty-waist liberal sheeple are going to whine and cry into their earl grey tea, but really this is a humane way to handle [...]
Wingnut and I don’t go to the movie theatre. The last movie we saw on the big screen was Lord of the Rings, the first one. Yes, that long ago. Babies crying (BABIES! IN A MOVIE THEATRE! WTF!), cell phones ringing, little kids talking ( IN AN R RATED MOVIE! Again, WTFFFFF!!?!?!?!), people talking loudly [...]
