Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]
I just got this in my email. Sweet!
From: Britain Heritage Promotion [asousa@brandeis.edu] To: undisclosed-recipients: Subject: Award Notification !!! Attention:
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £750,000.00 Great [...]
Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]
Yeah, I’ve been on them, what the fuck of it?
Actually, I’ve met some cool people on them, one of which was about a 6 month relationship. And we’re still friends, so shut the fuck up.
They say, if you want to meet like minded people, try meeting them where you spend most of your time. Well, [...]
I’ve already alienated some of you by using a big word in my title. Fuck you. You’re the problem. Everything is about catering to you stupid fucking sheeple. SUV’s, Survivor, all of it, it’s all your fucking fault.
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