My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my food. At my table.
Well, Wingnut and I have decided to boycott xmas [...]

My in-laws are devout catholics. Hey, if being a sheeple makes you happy, fine, but keep it to your fucking self. Of course, this makes you part of the problem, but that’s a rant for another day.
For xmas Wingnut’s parents gave us 7 plaster sculptures of medieval heads representing the Seven Deadly Sins. When I [...]

On the topic of revenge, I would like to put forth my idea of the perfect scenario. This came up recently when Dirty Smoker talked about his 1-month-to-live fantasy. His idea just wouldn’t work for me, but it did inspire me. First, I’d like more than a month to live. Let’s say I have a [...]

I hate people. I like some individuals, but as a general rule I hate the rest of you. You’re sheeple. Hopefully you can figure out what that means. Then again, on a side note, if you’re smart enough to read Navel Lint, you can’t be all bad, and I would probably like you, or at [...]

I am so fucking sick of getting “spam” from sheeple who are supposed to love me. I ranted about this recently (Stop Forwarding Shit To Me!) but apparently you didn’t all get the memo. You think it’s cute, a fun novelty to forward shit to me, don’t you?

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