Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
 
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]

I have just the place. I found this the other day, and thought I’d do what ever I could to help these people out, which as it turns out, isn’t a whole fuck of a lot.
Best I can come up with is to mention it here.
http://www.myguiltylittlesecret.com
If you have something you have been needing to get [...]

Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]

Well, not this time of year, but this time of Every Four Years… I hate election season. I hate it even more as it draws nearer. Actually, the election season has been getting started pretty much 5 minutes after the election was over last time around.
Unlike some of my cohorts on here, I’m not someone [...]

Here we are in another Election year. They might as well call it an Erection year, because no matter what happens, the people of Amerika are going to get fucked.

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