Shut the Fuck Up and Kill Yourself Already!

This guy lives next to me. I’ve named him Mr. MacGregor because when we first met him, he was sitting in his garden. We walked by and said hello and he grunted and looked away. Fucking grumpy old fucker. He has a nephew named John who lives with him. John is a bit “slow” and [...]

Hello!!! Where is everybody?

Hmmm.. 10 days since the last post. Seems like everyone here is either running out of gas, or just can’t seem to remember how to get here.
I must admit, I am guilty of procrastination and apathy. Plus, I’ve been in a pretty good mood and haven’t had much to bitch about.
Well, that all changed lastweek.. [...]

HEY, YOU!

Just a quick post from Fruitloop. I have missed you all. I’ve had some really tedious problems with my computer lately, mainly caused by Nutcase. He’s such a complete fucking asshole, I can’t even begin to tell you.
Needless to say, I finally had to reinstall windows and start from scratch to fix all the stupid [...]

Happy Fucking New Year

So I’m sitting here, drinking my coffee, trying to get inspired about the new year. Last year sucked it hard. So hopefully 2008 will better. Then again, we have a very stupid calendar, with little relevance to much of anything, so it’s just an arbitrary day, really.

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Happy Fucking Thanksgiving

Ah, FUCKING THANKSGIVING… a day of Thanks. Who came up with this stupid shit? Oh, right the Pilgrims. Those uptight, unhappy, unwelcome bunch of raging bible thumpers. Yes, Fruitloop is an atheist. Fruitloop is a 7th degree blackbelt atheist. What the fuck does that mean? None of your damned business. Need to know basis only [...]