My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my food. At my table.
Well, Wingnut and I have decided to boycott xmas [...]
I got a cold from my cousin on easter fucking Sunday, oh thank you Baby Jesus. By Tuesday I was pretty fucking miserable. Luckily we keep cold medicine in the house for our meth lab. (STFU, you know I’m kidding. The meth lab is not in the fucking house… HA!)….
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So, my brother in law, Fucktard, somehow found the perfect woman recently. Now, this is a miracle, because I’ve known him for 12 years or so and let me tell you, he’s had some seriously fucked up relationships. Chicks that started out okay all turned into crazy, lazy psycho bitches after awhile. Then he’d have [...]
So I’m sitting here, drinking my coffee, trying to get inspired about the new year. Last year sucked it hard. So hopefully 2008 will better. Then again, we have a very stupid calendar, with little relevance to much of anything, so it’s just an arbitrary day, really.
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And I mean that, really I do.
What’s there not to be happy about. It’s 2008. Wooopdie fucking do.
It’s cold out, I’m not drunk, and I need to get laid. The New Year is starting off just grand.
As you may have noticed, the holiday season has been so fucking miserable that none of the regular heathens [...]
