Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..
 
Dear Friend,
Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you [...]

Well, not this time of year, but this time of Every Four Years… I hate election season. I hate it even more as it draws nearer. Actually, the election season has been getting started pretty much 5 minutes after the election was over last time around.
Unlike some of my cohorts on here, I’m not someone [...]

My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my food. At my table.
Well, Wingnut and I have decided to boycott xmas [...]

I’ve already alienated some of you by using a big word in my title. Fuck you. You’re the problem. Everything is about catering to you stupid fucking sheeple. SUV’s, Survivor, all of it, it’s all your fucking fault.

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My in-laws are devout catholics. Hey, if being a sheeple makes you happy, fine, but keep it to your fucking self. Of course, this makes you part of the problem, but that’s a rant for another day.
For xmas Wingnut’s parents gave us 7 plaster sculptures of medieval heads representing the Seven Deadly Sins. When I [...]