The Holidays Are Teh Sux

My family sucks. Wingnut’s family sucks even more. At least mine only visit once a year. Wingnut’s family comes much more often. In fact, they’ve invited themselves up for xmas. Which means they’ll want xmas dinner to be at my house. With my food. At my table.
Well, Wingnut and I have decided to boycott xmas [...]

You Want Me At Your Baby Shower?

What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun

a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]

Internet Dating Websites.

Yeah, I’ve been on them, what the fuck of it?
Actually, I’ve met some cool people on them, one of which was about a 6 month relationship. And we’re still friends, so shut the fuck up.
They say, if you want to meet like minded people, try meeting them where you spend most of your time. Well, [...]

Prayer Is The Answer! Really!

The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.

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Presidential Rimjob

This picture of our good ol’ president Bush holding hands with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was taken quite some time ago, but finally the transcript of their intimate conversation was released. Their love and respect for each other is seemingly endless. Do you think they pillow fight while giggling over rising oil prices in [...]