OMFG, You HAVE GOT To Be KIDDING ME!

Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]

Update on Stan and Dolly

Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.

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Prayer Is The Answer! Really!

The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.

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Fuck You, And Your Little Dogs Too!

Every fucking sheeple in this fucking neighborhood sucks ass. They’re all complete morons. How the fuck did Wingnut and I end up stuck in this white trash part of town? When we moved in everyone around us was elderly and pleasant. Unfortunately old age caught up with most of them.

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Presidential Rimjob

This picture of our good ol’ president Bush holding hands with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was taken quite some time ago, but finally the transcript of their intimate conversation was released. Their love and respect for each other is seemingly endless. Do you think they pillow fight while giggling over rising oil prices in [...]