OMFG, You HAVE GOT To Be KIDDING ME!

Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]

Update on Stan and Dolly

Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.

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Eating Scrambled Abortions And Toast

Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!

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Prayer Is The Answer! Really!

The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.

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How To Get A Good Wife

The bible can be so helpful sometimes. I mean, it’s certainly the book I’d turn to when I need advice on practical matters. Those old codgers back in the day knew their shit about how to get the ladies, how to win a battle, all kinds of pragmatic advice. I use the bible every day [...]